Wall of Fame

Everyone has favorite lines and they sometimes get repeated in IM's and OOC's but now we have a place to put them all together so we can come to one thread and chuckle over past funny moments and witty remarks.

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The Quotes!


Sorin to Morrigan after being caught with the younger more passionate Ellis in an "Evening's Entertainment"

Sorin
"Oh, I don't know...they say the passion of youth makes up for the experience of bitter old age." Sorin smiled wickedly at his fellow Anantya before continuing. "But do come here and give us a kiss, Morrigan, Darling, so I can test that theory."

Ellis about Sorin and Morrigan in an "Evening's Entertainment"

Ellis
This wasn't her fight but she'd watch and even fuel the flames a little. She still found the bitterness between to clans members, elders no less, odd to say the least. The hate ran deep with these two. An ending to it would be no less than catastrophic.


Ellis only wish she had some popcorn.


Talon in "Beer...and more beer"


Talon
"GIMME A JELLY DONUT! ...TO GO!"

From My, what big teeth you have!

Simon&Ellis
He turned and looked at Ellis and reached out to touch her wounds. She didnt flinch, she was fuming as she looked at the vampires.

'Why didnt you dodge?' He asked, perplexed.

Ellis met his eyes, her watery green ones were unfocused with rage and bloodlust. She sneered.

'Dodging is for pussies.'

A meeting (with xerxes) - Simon and Ellis talking about her meeting with Megan.

Simon&Ellis
She shrugged, 'There's no other way around it. The clear path is the straight one. She chose to walk this path with me a long time ago. Deviating will only prolong the inevitable.'

'Ok you scare me when you wax poetic.'

She giggled, 'Yeah I know, creeps me out too.'

From Slipping In, Carol to Panos:

'THAT IS NOT A FUCKING BIRD. PANOS!!!!' .


From Paper Zoology 101 Mai:

After disposing of the broken pew, Mai left the Cathedral grounds and came back later in the evening carting a large piece of earth and grass in the wheel burrow. This piece, she carefully packed into the hole in the ground and pushed down the edges. Good enough.

It never entered her mind that the nearby golf course was going to be more than a little annoyed to come out and find a chunk of their nice green lawn missing.

Amberelle and Jan in "On the Prowl"

Amberelle
My name's Amberelle She held out a soft, perfectly french manicured hand. But if you're good you can call me Amby..She grinned at him playfully.


Jan
"Amberelle it is then." Jan smiled. Good was a description that rarely applied to him so he doubted he'd be calling her Amby any time soon.


Thaddeus in "Mayan Arts and Artifacts Exhibit"

Thaddeus
A myriad of emotions, from revulsion to concern to frustration, passed through Thaddeus’s mind. A rat. Fantastic.

My Mai, you touched a rat? You want me to touch something that has touched a rat?

Thaddeus about Alfarinn in "A Dark Decent"

Thaddeus
What in the hell is this guy’s problem? First he tries to knock me over, then he attempts to frighten a rat into me, and now he’s –talking- to it? And who the hell is Mickey?

My god. He’s completely insane. I’m trapped in the sewers with a lunatic.

Thaddeus while in Dove form in "A Dark Decent"

Thaddeus
Good god. Am I being –petted-? That’s it. There goes the last of my dignity. Bye dignity! Nice knowing you! I’m being –petted-. And furthermore…

It wasn’t until Alfarinn abruptly snatched his hand away that Thaddeus realized exactly how pleasant that stroking had felt on his feathers. In fact, it was probably the most relaxed he had felt since he had entered the sewers. Still, Thaddeus Grey was a vampire, not some sort of –plaything-, and he puffed out his feathers to display his disapproval with this turn of events.


Alfarinn to Thaddeus, "Whatever Will We Do?"

"So here we are two people, alone in an apartment, at night, eternally in the prime of our lives... hmm He paused, hand rubbing his chin thoughtfully, eyes glinting with mischief.

"How about a nice game of chess?"

Winter to Carol, Slipping In

he walked over closer to where Carol was standing.. standing there looking up aswell..

"Maybe she lives in there.. " he interjected with a faintly amused tone in his voice

Simon to The Wolf, Cocktails and Pain with The Wolf

'Why is this ring important?' Simon watched the Wolf, his beastly mannerisms but its eyes glowed speaking of the trinket. 'You dont look like the jewelry wearing type to me, Lykaios,' he said with a snide grin.

Nova to Kyle, Getting a Tip

She was close enough to feel his breathing, and reminded herself to do the same, as she leaned forward tilting her head up to speak in his ear.

"Are you sure you want those to be your last words, Mr. Evans? You’re crazy alright.

But so am I."

Rachyl and Connie, Dinner and Dancing
"There's a marked difference between being blunt and concise, and shining someone's ego with gold-plated..."

Connie's mind filled in the words her brain had followed in the sentence Rachyl was speaking.

"Bullshit."

Kem, Requesting 411
Stumbling backwards up the stairs was fairly simple; he wasn’t feeling all that great to begin with. He raised a shaking hand to point at Nic and cried, “I knew it! You’re one of them! Back to Hell, demon! Back to the foul underworld that spat you out! Begone, vile spawn of the netherworld!”

He added a bit of gibberish in Egyptian (shamelessly copied from some of Alfarinn’s more interesting attempts to draw a laugh out of him although the man spoke the language just fine) and reached up to grab the little silver ankh pendant that hung from its leather cord around his neck. Regardless of the fact that he’d just advised Nicholae in a very obscure language to ‘always wear underwear,’ he added for effect, “The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ COMPELS you!”


Also Kem, Requesting 411

“Well that’s impressive. Look, we’re almost at your new place and then perhaps you can tell me what happened, if you like. I’ll be happy to start planning your funeral. Say, are you fond of carnations, or should I just vacuum you up when she finishes with you?”

Thaddeus Grey 17 years ago
Jan in The Art of Command:
We're going to play the 'don't touch me' game today. That's fine with him...okay, he'd have preferred to play the opposite more adult version but it wasn't like he expected that to be probable anyway.


This made me smile
Tobi Emiliano 17 years ago
/ooc Okay you kind of need the full context for this but it's still fucking hilarious.

Mischa, from Sporting Practice
Mischa was glad that Octavia and Tobi had enthusiastically gotten into the spirit of things. She would have to reward Leo with a few more hours rolling around in his bed.


God dammit, I'm a -kill- Leo! *still laughing*
Octavia Emiliano 17 years ago
Wooowooo!! GO GO LEO!!
Amberelle DeEspionne 17 years ago
roflmao! Poor Tobi.
Amberelle DeEspionne 17 years ago
Ambrose to Alex, Messenger's Report

He still harbored a belief that the other man was one taco short of a combination plate but it was the sort of slightly crazy that a guy could work with and could even be a good thing.

That made me bust out laughing at my desk. Must be my love of Tex-mex food (*snerk*) but I'm still chuckling =)
Alec Devereaux 17 years ago
Ellis to Simon in Assassin's Tango

'Well I don't recall letting anyone in the clan become another species altogether, Simon. Where is he? What...is he? What the fuck is going on in this city? Does the Council know? Did Alfarinn know or is he busy playing hide the fruit with his Anantya boyfriend?'

Ellis' shoulders slumped exasperated. The world had turned upside down and no one told her to hold on. Beautiful, this was beautiful.


That was TOO awesome.
Ellis Duban 17 years ago
/snort
Amberelle DeEspionne 17 years ago
*nodnod* omg that did make me bust out laughing. *cheers Roz*
Rachyl 16 years ago
Ellis
'That is SO not my fault,' Ellis said quietly.


*snicker*
Steven 16 years ago
Oh man! I was cleaning my gun while reading this stuff, and I shot myself in the foot!
*laughs*
Just kidding. I aint that stupid!
Amberelle DeEspionne 16 years ago
Ellis Dubán;42633
It's funny, hindsight and all - she'd look back and thought - fiery explosions seemed to follow her around. As if some divine being kept writing her story to involve blood, murder and mayhem mixed with the occasional 'oh shit' explosions.


So now Roz thinks she's divine? *snorts*
Ellis Duban 16 years ago
Well I couldn't very well say 'hot brown gurl' now could i? /snort
Steven 15 years ago
I guess it's time to stop procrastinating and put something worthwhile up here:

Trin;42494
"Unless you plan on my climbing you like a tree, you might want to sit down." Trin grinned suddenly and flashed fang at him. "Or there are other places I could nibble on that are in much easier reach for me."


*Curls into a ball*
Please don't kill me!
Mai 13 years ago
Poor Viagra Gummy Bears!

Kyle Evans
"I have no idea why they're shaped like bears. I like them though. They're chewy. And I can bite the heads off to vent my frustrations in a peaceful and amicable manner."
Mai 13 years ago
And while we're at it.

Absynthe
She stopped by the coffee shop and picked up two hot cocoas before heading back to the limo. Absynthe understood the importance of being generous with the help. They tended to be more helpful that way. The problem was that the help was currently laying dead in the back of the limo and not likely to enjoy the cocoa. Hmm. Probably should have waited until I got home before I ate him. Changing direction slightly, Absynthe walked over to the convertible and handed the extra cup to the other blonde.

"Happy Holidays."

Absynthe tried not to grimace as she said it. If this traffic lasted much longer, she would probably develop a tick.


and in another holiday type thread

Amir
Amir ducked out of the way as Bao threw at him. Bao! Throwing snowballs! Amir hid a laugh behind his hand.

"He'd better keep that briefcase with him," Amir muttered, humorously threatening. "Or I'm going to nail him so hard it'll un-turn him."