Wall of Fame

Everyone has favorite lines and they sometimes get repeated in IM's and OOC's but now we have a place to put them all together so we can come to one thread and chuckle over past funny moments and witty remarks.

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The Quotes!


Sorin to Morrigan after being caught with the younger more passionate Ellis in an "Evening's Entertainment"

Sorin
"Oh, I don't know...they say the passion of youth makes up for the experience of bitter old age." Sorin smiled wickedly at his fellow Anantya before continuing. "But do come here and give us a kiss, Morrigan, Darling, so I can test that theory."

Ellis about Sorin and Morrigan in an "Evening's Entertainment"

Ellis
This wasn't her fight but she'd watch and even fuel the flames a little. She still found the bitterness between to clans members, elders no less, odd to say the least. The hate ran deep with these two. An ending to it would be no less than catastrophic.


Ellis only wish she had some popcorn.


Talon in "Beer...and more beer"


Talon
"GIMME A JELLY DONUT! ...TO GO!"

From My, what big teeth you have!

Simon&Ellis
He turned and looked at Ellis and reached out to touch her wounds. She didnt flinch, she was fuming as she looked at the vampires.

'Why didnt you dodge?' He asked, perplexed.

Ellis met his eyes, her watery green ones were unfocused with rage and bloodlust. She sneered.

'Dodging is for pussies.'

A meeting (with xerxes) - Simon and Ellis talking about her meeting with Megan.

Simon&Ellis
She shrugged, 'There's no other way around it. The clear path is the straight one. She chose to walk this path with me a long time ago. Deviating will only prolong the inevitable.'

'Ok you scare me when you wax poetic.'

She giggled, 'Yeah I know, creeps me out too.'

From Slipping In, Carol to Panos:

'THAT IS NOT A FUCKING BIRD. PANOS!!!!' .


From Paper Zoology 101 Mai:

After disposing of the broken pew, Mai left the Cathedral grounds and came back later in the evening carting a large piece of earth and grass in the wheel burrow. This piece, she carefully packed into the hole in the ground and pushed down the edges. Good enough.

It never entered her mind that the nearby golf course was going to be more than a little annoyed to come out and find a chunk of their nice green lawn missing.

Amberelle and Jan in "On the Prowl"

Amberelle
My name's Amberelle She held out a soft, perfectly french manicured hand. But if you're good you can call me Amby..She grinned at him playfully.


Jan
"Amberelle it is then." Jan smiled. Good was a description that rarely applied to him so he doubted he'd be calling her Amby any time soon.


Thaddeus in "Mayan Arts and Artifacts Exhibit"

Thaddeus
A myriad of emotions, from revulsion to concern to frustration, passed through Thaddeus’s mind. A rat. Fantastic.

My Mai, you touched a rat? You want me to touch something that has touched a rat?

Thaddeus about Alfarinn in "A Dark Decent"

Thaddeus
What in the hell is this guy’s problem? First he tries to knock me over, then he attempts to frighten a rat into me, and now he’s –talking- to it? And who the hell is Mickey?

My god. He’s completely insane. I’m trapped in the sewers with a lunatic.

Thaddeus while in Dove form in "A Dark Decent"

Thaddeus
Good god. Am I being –petted-? That’s it. There goes the last of my dignity. Bye dignity! Nice knowing you! I’m being –petted-. And furthermore…

It wasn’t until Alfarinn abruptly snatched his hand away that Thaddeus realized exactly how pleasant that stroking had felt on his feathers. In fact, it was probably the most relaxed he had felt since he had entered the sewers. Still, Thaddeus Grey was a vampire, not some sort of –plaything-, and he puffed out his feathers to display his disapproval with this turn of events.


Alfarinn to Thaddeus, "Whatever Will We Do?"

"So here we are two people, alone in an apartment, at night, eternally in the prime of our lives... hmm He paused, hand rubbing his chin thoughtfully, eyes glinting with mischief.

"How about a nice game of chess?"

Winter to Carol, Slipping In

he walked over closer to where Carol was standing.. standing there looking up aswell..

"Maybe she lives in there.. " he interjected with a faintly amused tone in his voice

Simon to The Wolf, Cocktails and Pain with The Wolf

'Why is this ring important?' Simon watched the Wolf, his beastly mannerisms but its eyes glowed speaking of the trinket. 'You dont look like the jewelry wearing type to me, Lykaios,' he said with a snide grin.

Nova to Kyle, Getting a Tip

She was close enough to feel his breathing, and reminded herself to do the same, as she leaned forward tilting her head up to speak in his ear.

"Are you sure you want those to be your last words, Mr. Evans? You’re crazy alright.

But so am I."

Rachyl and Connie, Dinner and Dancing
"There's a marked difference between being blunt and concise, and shining someone's ego with gold-plated..."

Connie's mind filled in the words her brain had followed in the sentence Rachyl was speaking.

"Bullshit."

Kem, Requesting 411
Stumbling backwards up the stairs was fairly simple; he wasn’t feeling all that great to begin with. He raised a shaking hand to point at Nic and cried, “I knew it! You’re one of them! Back to Hell, demon! Back to the foul underworld that spat you out! Begone, vile spawn of the netherworld!”

He added a bit of gibberish in Egyptian (shamelessly copied from some of Alfarinn’s more interesting attempts to draw a laugh out of him although the man spoke the language just fine) and reached up to grab the little silver ankh pendant that hung from its leather cord around his neck. Regardless of the fact that he’d just advised Nicholae in a very obscure language to ‘always wear underwear,’ he added for effect, “The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ COMPELS you!”


Also Kem, Requesting 411

“Well that’s impressive. Look, we’re almost at your new place and then perhaps you can tell me what happened, if you like. I’ll be happy to start planning your funeral. Say, are you fond of carnations, or should I just vacuum you up when she finishes with you?”

Thaddeus Grey 18 years ago
Addison: Not so divine intervention...
Jan would think him nothing but a wanton hussy if he kept this up...


Can we make Addison's title 'wanton hussy'?
Alfarinn 18 years ago
Ginnie
She and Alec would not be together if Ellis hadn't given Hillman her contacts. Carol and Simon wouldn't be "in the open" Nova wouldn't have Evans and Jan wouldn't have Addison, so really they should all thank Ellis for taking one for the team, and dying a firey death.


You know Ellis...she was always such a giver.
Addison 18 years ago
Thaddeus Grey
Addison: Not so divine intervention...


Can we make Addison's title 'wanton hussy'?



Red hair is flying out as Addison shakes his head, but I can make it done. *snickers*
Alfarinn 18 years ago
Alec in Facing the Music

Alec
That was interesting. He didn't realize he'd had a background in food arrangement. Strange. Then again, maybe it was just his "snotty French blood" rising to the fore to help him out.
Addison 18 years ago
The Voice in 'The Big Bang'
The orchestra apparently never saw the Titanic... they are one of the first ones to grab their instruments and hightail it out into the gardens.


teehee
Aishe 18 years ago
From More Snarkiness From Above

Yuu
Had Yuu known that the balcony, much less the event, was going to be blown to bits, she would've worn underwear.


This cracks me up every time I see it.
Alec Devereaux 18 years ago
Addison in "Big Boom Make Big Mess"

A soft smile as the material of his shirt followed the path of his vest. "I hope so....sale items are non returnable..."
Michel 18 years ago
Wren in "To New Discoveries"

"Is that a good thing. You sound like you're in pain. Should I stop or get down?"


So funny
Alfarinn 18 years ago
Palmer in Forgive us our trespasses

Palmer
Three psychometrists walk into a bar, and the bar says 'ouch, what'd you do that for?
Kem`Raaisu 18 years ago
Pakpao
Archivist traveling in packs, she snickered involuntarily. Pak had this image of the archive staff sticking there heads just above cubical walls, or out of the archive doors, rather like prairie dogs to see if it was safe to come out.


This gave me the giggles all day. *cough* That is, if I were to giggle at all. Which I don't. Giggle, that is.
Rachyl 17 years ago
from Headache
Carol

'YOU PUT ME IN THE HOSPITAL?'
Artemis Bellezone 17 years ago
From: And Then you Start Thinking....

Pakpao
Flirty she could manage, but some how saying that Kem had gotten between her and her screwdrivers seemed to go just a little further than just flirting.
Alec Devereaux 17 years ago
From Baby Pictures...

This girl was essentially going to violate Rachyl with a sound wave penis.


Eep!
Ginnie 17 years ago
Connie in Procrastination doesn't make things go away:


We can't tell if someone else is a vampire just by sniffing each other's butts, as it were.




Let the butt sniffing begin!



I get dibs on Alfarinn, because every homosexual vampire needs to be violated by a crazy irish bomb wench.
Alfarinn 17 years ago
O_O *Hides*
Alec Devereaux 17 years ago
I don't think that's the traditional use of a pipe bomb, dear, but you're the professional.
Alec Devereaux 17 years ago
Kem
Read: I've been a complete idiot, we all know this, and I appreciate your part in helping my girlfriend not get chewed on, bitten, eaten, and/or killed. That was really cool of you.


Kem 4tw.
Sorin 17 years ago
Dawn in Evenhet - After the entry thread

Dawn
"The noble mien and classic looks are merely the bioluminescent orb that this devilish deep sea angler uses to guide his hapless and naive prey to his mouth! The only reasonable solution is to become an embittered old crone like myself before he makes a dishonest woman of you! Oh...and this old thing? It was originally my wedding dress, but it was very worm eaten so I patched up with some tape. Not what it used to be, I am afeared."


That's true talent right there to be able to say that with a straight face,blue hair and skimpy dress.
Alec Devereaux 17 years ago
Pakpao;34750

Distracted by the ears she didn’t have a chance to save herself from the evil little umbrella drink order. It was all fun and games until someone ordered froo froo drinks then that some one was libel to get hurt.


You tell that bad, bad man!
Shay 17 years ago
Alec Devereaux;38525
" ...You know that in your mind, and when you get home and Shay's in her room jumping on the bed naked or watching Kung Fu or whatever, your heart will realize that your brain is right and put its complaints away..."


Shay blushed beet red, while I am wiping water off my monitor!