Okay this is seriously gross

So I was washing my cheese grater thingy and the plastic top came off and I was trying to force it back on and my hand slipped. My thumb slid across one of the surfaces -really- hard and I took off a fair amount of skin from my first two fingers but OMG my thumb is fucking bleeding like a stuck pig and it looks just straight up gorry.

I nearly fainted, and yes, I'm a lightweight and I've cut myself way worse but I can't even describe the horror!

Yes, I'm a gigantic baby. I do kind of wish I had a tape recorder because I cursed for like ten minutes straight and some of those were pretty impressive swears.

So. Gross.

*holds out thumb* So who wants to kiss it better first! Don't worry, it's got two bandaids on it now...ew, the blood's still soaking through...ewewewew...