Okay this is seriously gross

So I was washing my cheese grater thingy and the plastic top came off and I was trying to force it back on and my hand slipped. My thumb slid across one of the surfaces -really- hard and I took off a fair amount of skin from my first two fingers but OMG my thumb is fucking bleeding like a stuck pig and it looks just straight up gorry.

I nearly fainted, and yes, I'm a lightweight and I've cut myself way worse but I can't even describe the horror!

Yes, I'm a gigantic baby. I do kind of wish I had a tape recorder because I cursed for like ten minutes straight and some of those were pretty impressive swears.

So. Gross.

*holds out thumb* So who wants to kiss it better first! Don't worry, it's got two bandaids on it now...ew, the blood's still soaking through...ewewewew...

Artemis Bellezone 18 years ago
*nominates Alfarinn*
Aishe 18 years ago
I second that.

All yours, loverboy.
Simon Huntington 18 years ago
Weenie.
Valentine 18 years ago
Can't I just give you another band aid and a cookie? Chocolate chip?
Thaddeus Grey 18 years ago
*looks hopeful* soft bake?
Valentine 18 years ago
More like slice and bake... but for you I'll stop at the bakery tommorow...
Artemis Bellezone 18 years ago
yea, I think Thaddeus has had enough of the slicing
Kem`Raaisu 18 years ago
You mean that's not shredded coconut on top of that cookie?

O_o
Alfarinn 18 years ago
O_O That's not good!

*blows you a kiss from England* Better?
Alexandra 18 years ago
Hun i'm like that as well, I once fainted when I cut my thumb on the cheesegrater as well, lucky for me hubby was there to catch me

*blows you a kiss from the Netherlands to make it all better*
Thaddeus Grey 18 years ago
*little sniffles* Is looking better. Kisses and cookies help!
Cyrus 18 years ago
Licks up all the blood. mmmm tastey.

Feel better soon.
Aishe 18 years ago
*snickers* Weenie, indeed. Gory stuff is fun!

Once, working on the ranch I was employed at for about 5 years, I was bitten in the head by a horse (yes, right in the head! ow!) Opened up about a 1.5 inch gash in my scalp, which bled like no tomorrow (blood down my face, on my jacket, the floor of the stable, all over my arm, my gloves, etc).

I couldn't resist... when the manager came to take a look I put my fingers on either side and pulled at it so he could see my skull underneath, and kept pulling it open and closed. "Look Scott! Brains! BRAINS!!"

Damn that was fun.

So uh, how's that thumb? I bet it has great gross-out value.
Mathias 18 years ago
So is there where I brag about suturing my own wound closed?
Aishe 18 years ago
Ooo, sounds like fun!
Rachyl 18 years ago
Handheld cheese graters are why I started using the food processor.
Ginnie 18 years ago
I use shredded cheese from a package. I cut myself much less often that way.
Rachyl 18 years ago
Ginnie
I use shredded cheese from a package. I cut myself much less often that way.

Economically speaking, it's cheaper to buy a pound of mozzarella and shred it in the food processor with the neato cheese shredding wheel than bagged.

But then, you don't use quite as much as I do at one time.
Simon Huntington 18 years ago
You people cook? /hides her huge frequent diner card
Mathias 18 years ago
I happen to be quite the gourmet imp