Taking bets?

*pppfffttt*

yeah well... such is life for us "old folk".

what's funny about the whole old thing is that i was asked about by someone on another board and they asked if I was "old like he was". now, the guy doing the answering was all of 31 and I'm all of 33 (was 32 at the time). I wasn't sure whether or not to be offended ~ until i found out the asker was all of 16. This cracks me up, because I still get carded at bars and if I ask someone how old they think I am, invariable they say 26. the sad part is that I've looked the same since I was 18. if i asked then, the answer was still 26. it hasn't changed yet... is that a bad thing?

It means you're a mummy!!! At least you were preserved young.

I wish I had that problem. Younger than you and people are already Sir-ing me! :P

yeah that first "sir" or "ma'am" is just *ouch*

I was first ma'ma ed when I was 16. *cries* I think that means I'm liked 142 now.

lol! I'll never forget the first time I was ma'amed...I was only 17 and the dumb kid at the gas station said it to me...and I'm SURE he was older than I was. He was probably just trying to be polite...but I still wanted to smack him.

Wonder Twins? Pfft! I remember Wendy,Marvin and Wondermutt!!

Gods I am old.....


*sigh*


Problem with being called sir isn't that it offends me, it's that I slip back to my Corps days and suddenly I bark at the poor person "DON'T CALL ME SIR G******T! I WORK FOR A LIVING!!"

And then there is the crying and the wetting of pants and it's just not good for anyone.

Come to Baltimore, they'll call you 'hon'.

There's actually this problem with the Welcome to Baltimore sign...some smart ass keeps spray painting 'hon' underneath it.

Not quite as funny as the assholes who put 'Surrender Dorethy' on the overpass as you drive by the Mormon Temple...which really does look like the Emerald City. I used to drive by there every day and would hit the temple just at sunset - you can just see the spires rising up, so it looks like a mystical city in the clouds or something, rather pretty view but there really is an eerie, somewhat imposing quality to it.

Hi, off topic.

Gotta love the Non-Coms.... Glory, Mathias, I haven't heard that phrase in years!!!

Or Ballmer, as they call it. Yeah, they hon a lot there, don't they? :/

I'd rather be Sir'd than Hon'd. :P

Chim Chim could kick Wondermutt's butt! :P

Even if it was someone pretty?

Yes. But then I'd rather be licked than either.

Okay that seriously squicked me. There was this guy in EQ that used to run up and lick people by way of greeting...first time he did it to me I didn't realize that was just his thing or something and I /em slapped him.

Of course, I had a tendency to bite people on the leg, but I could turn into a polar bear and that's just what they do.

And again with the off topic.

Uh. I bite people too. Only, not when I'm online, and I don't turn into a polar bear.

I actually have no excuse.

I swear, the first thing I thought when I read that was 'but what if they're -dirty-'?

Hey, this one time I bit Ashmore on the arm and when I let go I had his armhair stuck between my teeth.

It was really gross!

Thaddeus is feeling light headed and needs to sit down.

For a guy who drinks blood he's awful squeamish :

Considering where this thread started, I doubt topic is an issue!

LMAO Notice Thaddeus didn't faint... because a Grey would never do that...

*picks her teeth in front of Thaddeus*

I think there might be something left over.