It's not my fault, honest, Ma! (Newbie here!)

Am I the only one amused by the picture of THADDEUS throwing high heeled shoes?

*hangs himself so he doesn't have to face the wrath of Nova*

Oh, and no. I can picture Thaddeus throwing heels pretty easily actually. Strange, now that you mention it...

*wonders who's closet Thaddeus found high heels in* Lykaios maybe? They were just there. *pictures Lykaios in high heels and a feather boa*

O_O

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...nope, can't picture that one.

Perhaps it is because I can picture a large trucker in high heels and a feather boa. It is sung by some really deep voiced guy that helps that image out.

Truck Driving Song, Weird Al

I'm driving a truck
Driving a big ol' truck
Pedal to the metal
Hope I don't run out of luck
Rollin down the highway
Till the break of dawn
Driving a truck with my high heels on.

My diesel rig is northward bound
It's time to put that hammer down
Just watching as the miles go flying by
I'm riding 20 tons of steel
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel
While i'm still waiting for my nails to dry

Oh I always gotta check my lipstick in that rearview mirror
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
I'm jamming gears and hauling freight
Well I sure hope my seams are straight
Lord don't let my mascara run tonight.

Cuz I'm driving a truck
Driving a big ol' truck
Smokey's on my tail and my accellerator's stuck
Got these 18 wheels a rollin Till the break of dawn
Driving a truck with my high heels on.

Oh i don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
And my nipple rings don't bother me too much.
But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darling little rhinestone pumps
Keep slipping off the mother-lovin clutch

But still i'm driving a truck
Driving a big ol' truck
Headin down the interstate just trying to make a buck
Wearing feather boas with sequins and chiffon
Driving a truck with my high heels on.

Driving a truck
Driving a truck
Gotta load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck
And I'm late for my appointment down at the hair salon
So I'll be driving a truck with my high heels on

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or it get the hose Again!"

I keep saying I'm going to make a neutral account so I can post my oddball stuff without having to drag poor Thaddeus into it...:

Lykaios

Oh my stars.

*bwahahahaha* somehow I can just see Thad's shocked, slowly blinking self saying that if he heard that song!

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Yeah, I can see Lykaios in that one. /shudder

Welcome, looking forward to rpging with you

What gives? You can't smack talk me while I'm here, you gotta wait and be all stealthy and do it while I'm at work and can't respond and four pages have passed!!



I SO call shenanigans!! Do you hear me? SHENANIGANS!

*ducks the incoming shoe*

Don't make me press this red button. I swear... I'll do it!

Four pages DID pass *cries*

ya know, it's actually kinda nice to see that nobody gets yelled off for drifting off topic... rather refreshing, actually! though i didn't mean to start a war round here!

*makes mental note to lock up all heeled shoes*

i think i'm gonna like it here.... if i can maintain what little sanity i have left, that is!

So far this has become the ritual to welcome newcommers. Just makes you feel at home and not quite as psycho as you first thought.

I like that your title says Food by the way. Makes me hungry. /bite

Honestly, Fiona I don't think we know how to keep a thread on topic, not in this forum anyway.

and OMg if Aishe gets to push her red button do I get to push mine? Huh?Huh? Please?

Well Traffic Jam's OOC anyway, so topics are pretty much "three sheets to the wind" and we don' care if you stray a little

Stray a little????? ROFLMAO, if that ain't the understatement of the year...

Oh, and Cyrus ~ careful ~ I bite back!!!

It was stream of consciousness...several people's