Vampires Mathematically Impossible

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20061025/sc_space/vampiresamathematicalimpossibilityscientistsays


A researcher has come up with some simple math that sucks the life out of the vampire myth, proving that these highly popular creatures can't exist.
University of Central Florida physics professor Costas Efthimiou's work debunks pseudoscientific ideas, such as vampires and zombies, in an attempt to enhance public literacy. Not only does the public believe in such topics, but the percentages are at dangerously high level, Efthimiou told LiveScience.
Legend has it that vampires feed on human blood and once bitten a person turns into a vampire and starts feasting on the blood of others.
Efthimiou's debunking logic: On Jan 1, 1600, the human population was 536,870,911. If the first vampire came into existence that day and bit one person a month, there would have been two vampires by Feb. 1, 1600. A month later there would have been four, and so on. In just two-and-a-half years the original human population would all have become vampires with nobody left to feed on.
If mortality rates were taken into consideration, the population would disappear much faster. Even an unrealistically high reproduction rate couldn't counteract this effect.
"In the long run, humans cannot survive under these conditions, even if our population were doubling each month," Efthimiou said. "And doubling is clearly way beyond the human capacity of reproduction."
So whatever you think you see prowling around on Oct. 31, it most certainly won't turn you into a vampire.




Of course, this version of the theory doesn't take into account what we in Nachton live every day.

Alfarinn 17 years ago
Yes... we don't exist.

Even though his math comes from flawed facts.
Amberelle DeEspionne 17 years ago
Don't you love how they just assume one simple bite will turn someone? Besides, even if it did.. what about those who are more...careful..? There was that whole era of bleeding for one's "health". Goblets and glasses are never far, nor are sharp objects. Stupid mathematician.
Richard Nailor 17 years ago
Well, if Vampires can feed on humans and implant memories, so that the Human would never have known they were fed upon (combined with the hickey-like mark left over) wouldnt this scientest be proven wrong? It would allow for the existance of vampires, who would only turn those they chose and fed on the others...
Alfarinn 17 years ago
Well yes, the point being his definition of a vampire is only one of many and its one that most people realize wouldn't make sense. If vampires turned every person they fed from into vampires because they had no choice then the human population would dwindle while the vampire population rose drastically. We'd be worse than any plague previously known to man. No humans would be left and we'd have to start making vampire cows.

If he had the right information then he'd know better...and would, most likely, be silenced